What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do I know if I am a bitch? I try to be a nice person but people often jokingly call me a bitch. My family calls me a bitch sometimes too.

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

Scientists find proof that birds nested in the Arctic alongside dinosaurs - Earth.com

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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